About the Author

About CJ’s Clit:

Hi. I’m CJ.  I started this blog because I enjoy writing and this seemed like a great way to give my sexuality and creativity an outlet that would not get me deported or arrested.  I have had very little experience actually writing stories (most of my experience stems from dirty emails) so this is an interesting departure for me.  I consider this blog to be my laboratory and you, the intrepid readers, my submissive guinea pigs.  I guess that makes me the mad Cliterary scientist.

I hope you enjoy what you read.  I hope it makes your naughty places tingle and allows you a few wistful heartbeats during your day.  I encourage and welcome comments so feel free to comment and share your thoughts (the good and the bad).

About CJ’s Life:

I live in the Pacific Northwest where I drink too much coffee (none of which comes from Starbucks, thank you very much!) and spend too much time on the computer.  I like pedicures, food that clogs my arteries, walking in the forest to stave off heart attacks from the aforementioned foods, and hanging out people who can appreciate the full range of my sensual, bawdy brand of goofy.

I have one cat. (She was a dog in a former life.)  She is so stupid that the Feline Gestapo came and revoked her cat card.  When I refer to Pussy on this site, I mean my nether regions. 😉  Just so there’s no confusion.

Moistly yours,



34 responses to “About the Author

  1. Your blog is sexy and mighty. It makes me want to do very bad things with it. Very good, bad things. Award winning things. http://thewistfulsinner.wordpress.com/2013/05/01/as-i-do-my-little-dance-on-the-catwalk/

  2. I know you’re taking a break, and this maybe a repeat, but you are still inspiring to me, so…

    You’ve been nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award.


  3. Derek

    One finds your style invigorating, challenging, provocative and bordering upon mesmerising.
    One hopes that your sojourn is brief as you are a breath of a new Spring Day in a surfeit of turbidity.

    • A warm, wet welcome to you!

      Your words, fair stranger, are high praise indeed. I can only hope to live up to your lofty expectations upon my return. With all these awards posts (I am gloriously tardy in responding to them) I may need to cut my sojourn short indeed.

      Pussy does hate to disappoint her readers. 😉

  4. I have a dog that thinks it’s a three toed Sloth.

  5. Derek

    To La Belle CJ,
    One hopes that you enjoy your sojourn blossom your audience will only appreciate you more and value the worth of your diamonds of expression like the fabled Pink Diamonds of Argyle in Western Australia
    They may inspire and compliment the beauty of your nuances

    • I have never heard of these fabled gems so I Googled them. They are indeed quite beautiful. 🙂

      Thank you for your kind words. I wasn’t aware that I possess nuances. Yay me! 😉

  6. You have again been deemed worthy of the Very Inspiring Blogger Award! 😉 http://lifeofalovergirl.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/inspiration-station/

  7. night owl

    I miss CJ and Pussy. I hope they come back soon. Sweet thoughts to you.
    Night Owl

  8. Awww! We miss you too! It has been so difficult to stay away. But when we do return, we’ll have some wonderful stories to tell. 🙂

  9. email me someday….it’s easy to find on my blog, look around

  10. Greetings from another Seattleite 😉

    • Hello There! Nothing like the PNW. A gorgeous little corner of the world. Shhh.. I mustn’t say that too loud, the Californians will hear me! 🙂

      Welcome to my little corner of the blogosphere!

  11. Thrill you?! I don’t know you well enough to do you justice! : ) I just wanted to say I am going to enjoy your blog and I will do my best to thrill you when I know I’ll succeed. ( does that make me reserved or a control freak?) Thank you, Jayne

  12. Phil

    So, are you a woman? CJ its feminine? Sorry about the question, im not english speaker… Thx.

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